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ok so i'm pruning all of the crap out of this community then locking it for posterity

it is one of the best communities in livejournal history and should be remembered as such, not as a ghost town

anything especially hilareous will be accepted

i'd like to thank all of the hacks for being so sexy with props to pete cashmore for being a wrongun, barry for being sassy and ak for pandering to all of our whims

thank you and goodnight
who ever heard of a clockwork orange?

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brillina prompted me to action, as sleepingwithnme has been a bit dead of late and this, I am sure, makes us deeply unhappy in our little commie hearts.

Sewwwww, I decided to give you an email to INSPIRE YOU, k!

Hello

I hope you're good. I'm e-mailing randomly to ask for help...

In what may be the strangest e-mail I've ever sent, I am asking for
your aid in finding a carpenter. I've just bought a flat in Clapton
and need a wooden floor laid. In an attempt to avoid getting ripped
off, I thought I'd drop you a line to see if you knew of a quality
craftsman in London at a reasonable price.

Insert own joke about The Carpenters/getting laid/wood trouble or Jesus here.

Thanks

Imran


I smell fic opportunities, laydeez, oh yes! Imran/hack of choice play THE PRINCESS AND THE HANDSOME CARPENTER TYPE MAN? Imran/Jesus?!

perhaps we should simply suggest to other superbuffeting hacks that they set up shop in Clapton as handymen? (GET IT!?!!!)
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    "oohh, yeah i love neighbours!"

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OK so I know I've been totally ~lax~ not updating all you people to hot ho akshun witnessed in the pages of NME but today I just CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF, OMGGGGG!!

THERE IS A PROPER PICTURE OF PETER ROBINSON! A PROPER PICTURE! OMG LIKE A PHOTO THAT HASN'T BEEN MADE ALL EMO IN PHOTOSHOP!  OMGOGMOGMGMGGG!!!


"THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN SLEEPINGWITHNME HISTORY!"

Obviously I would post this superbuff thing of beauty but alas today tragedy struck when I... I...*sob*... LEFT MY NME IN THE CHANGING ROOMS IN TOPSHOP!!!1!!!!1 ;________;;;;;;;; Godz I will pretty much never forgive myself. I'm going to buy another one tomorrow though, so don't worry!

Lots of love,
Becci (aka. accordingtobex)
xxx

P.S Buttz.
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    zane lowe lolz

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One from the old archive, NME's weapon of mass distraction...
Little known facts are that the ladies favorite journo has visited every station on the London Underground...for no apparent reason! Can play a mean piano whilst completely shitfaced and has the hardest punch of any 9 stone man i've met...don't mess!

pattismith

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Peter Robinson sure is clever
when he dresses in drag, we call him Heather
It was on a such a night,
that I caught the awful sight -
Of Conor making out with a skirt.
ick! het sex, what a fright!
right?

Wrong! Thank Moz, my nerves were appeased
It was just ol' Peter in lacy knickers,
what a tease!
With his stockings bunched up,
Conor pushed him to his knees
and said:
"Suck it properly, you dirty slag.
Or you'll never write another review for my mag!"

and:

Anthony Thornton
was spread out wanton
on the futon

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"The great thing about the Arctic Monkeys is they are doing something nobody else has done. They have a depth to their lyrics that no-one else has."

lol shut up, Conor. Quit bumming them already.