ok so i'm pruning all of the crap out of this community then locking it for posterity
it is one of the best communities in livejournal history and should be remembered as such, not as a ghost town
anything especially hilareous will be accepted
i'd like to thank all of the hacks for being so sexy with props to pete cashmore for being a wrongun, barry for being sassy and ak for pandering to all of our whims
thank you and goodnight
While everyone in the NME cabin is talking about which two male members of NME tangled tongues in the hotel last night, the real action continues on site.
Omglol?! Speculation on hack identities now plz, ladies.
Peter Robinson sure is clever
when he dresses in drag, we call him Heather
It was on a such a night,
that I caught the awful sight -
Of Conor making out with a skirt.
ick! het sex, what a fright!
Wrong! Thank Moz, my nerves were appeased
It was just ol' Peter in lacy knickers,
what a tease!
With his stockings bunched up,
Conor pushed him to his knees
"Suck it properly, you dirty slag.
Or you'll never write another review for my mag!"
was spread out wanton
on the futon
"The great thing about the Arctic Monkeys is they are doing something nobody else has done. They have a depth to their lyrics that no-one else has."
lol shut up, Conor. Quit bumming them already.